I need some tax help!!?

I need some tax help!!?
My significant other is significantly huge. She eats alot, is constantly ripping her clothes as she is always gaining weight and I had to make an addition to my house to store all the excercise equipment she refuses to use. Also, I had to have a custom made dining room table for her eight course meals. I keep telling her that she shouldn't go back for thirds. My questionis, can I also claim her as two dependents along with spouse on my tax form? Happy Traveler. Are you gay?


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Mark S:  No, but all those custom things can be deemed as medical needs and thus deducted off income.
2006-08-18 05:29:43
happytraveler:  No you cannot. But since you are obviously brain damaged, you might be able to get a tax credit for that.
2006-08-18 05:30:04
saulg21:  No matter what her size is,she is still one person ,so no you may not claim her as two dependants.
2006-08-18 05:30:28
mr_grumpy:  you should be asking this question in a different category
2006-08-18 07:15:19